Suri, Please Stick A Bottle In Your Mommy's Mouth
www.sland3r.com - 10th Oct 2008

www.sland3r.com - 10th Oct 2008

Suri, Please Stick A Bottle In Your Mommy's Mouth
No. Katie Holmes should never be allowed to sing outside of Tommy's soundproof Scientology dungeon. She should not sing or try to dance anywhere else. It's making L. Ron Hubbard angry and Tommy doesn't want to do that.
Above is a clip from "Eli Stone" of Stepford Katie trying way too hard to bring the sexy while bouncing around and shrieking. If you're going to watch it, turn the volume down unless you want to set off a few car alarms or open your garage door. Okay, the last part of her singing isn't that
'Run, MOM!!! Dad’s Not Looking!' [A Call To The Bullpen]
Boomp3.comMidway through a matinee of Beverly Hills Chihuahua, mother-daughter duo Katie Holmes and Suri sent Tom Cruise out for a refill on snacks and sodas. As soon as Cruise left the theater, Suri leaned over to her mother and whispered, “If we ever wanted to run away, now would be the time. We got maybe five minutes before he gets back. Are you with me?” Holmes looked over her shoulder and eyed the door. Nobody was coming. Holmes stared into the eyes of her daughter and wondered if they could pull i
VIDEO : Katie Holmes, star sexy de comédie musicale pour Eli Stone ! Regardez !
A défaut d'avoir été castée pour Nine aux côtés de Marion...
Katie Holmes Guest Stars on ‘Eli Stone’
Katie Holmes will be a guest star on ABC’s ‘Eli Stone’ in a return to the small screen.
In the clip above we see Katie as she appears in one of Eli’s many visions, as a jazz singing woman with truly bad hair and not much sex appeal. Oh, and did I mention a totally annoying [...]
Katie Holmes & Suri Have It in the (Hermes) Bag
I have to admit that I am slightest bit ticked that I'll probably never be able to shop there -- and, my guess is, that this isn't Suri's first purchase.
Sigh, what can you do, right?
October 10 at 6:57 AM
| Permalink
| More: star kiddies / tomkat / tracy
| Comments (1)
0 TrackBacks
Listed below are links to blogs that reference this entry: Katie Holmes & Suri Have It in the (Hermes) Bag.
TrackBack
REPORTAGE PHOTOS : Katie Holmes, cache-cache avec sa fille dans New York !
Les deux femmes de la vie de Tom Cruise ont trouvé la combine : Suri se cache dans les bras de...
Singing, Dancing Katie Holmes Excises Her Musical Theater-Loving Thetans [And All That Jazz]
newVideoPlayer("/katepreview.flv", 506, 423,""); Professional Stepford wife Katie Holmes was once an actress, despite what the three-year gap in her IMDb profile may indicate (like America, we are choosing to forget about Mad Money). Somehow, though, the boyfriend jean advocate managed to sneak away from her duties as Ms. Kate Cruise to shoot an episode of Eli Stone airing October 21 — and a just-released clip shows a dancing, singing Holmes begging to be hit hard (perhaps that would explain those my
Sneak Peek of Katie Holmes’ Eli Stone Number
ABC.com has released a great sneak peek of Katie Holmes’ song and dance number on her “Eli Stone” guest appearance. This is definitely a side of Katie we have never seen before. I love the look on her co-star’s face as she is dancing. He has the cutest little smirk.
Watch the clip of Katie and tell me what you think of her singing and dancing.
Technorati Tags: Katie Holmes eli stone,Katie Holmes,eli stone sneak peek
");
}
//OBEND:do_NOT_remove_this_comment
//-->
Re
KATIE HOLMES MANAGES THREE WARDROBE CHANGES IN 24 HOURS!!
Looks same Katie is stabbing to affect in the call stakes! In digit period Splash snapped the street grapheme in no inferior than threesome outfits. Her period started with a sharp underpants and albescent crown combo, attended by heels and a headscarf, before after dynamical into whatever comfy flats for her duties as mum. As the daytime arrived Katie chose a modishness unify of plain underpants with a black and albescent shirt.
Also isn’t it pleasant to wager that modify celebrities can’t s
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise: Out in NYC
Stepping out of their New York City apartment, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were spotted heading out in the Big Apple on Thursday afternoon (October 9).
The former “Dawson’s Creek” cutie held her little princess snugly against her chest, with Suri hiding her face from all of the fans and photographers waiting outside.
With Tom taking a helicopter out of town a few days back, the Cruise women are spending quality time together while Katie keeps plugging away on Broadway.
H
YouTube and CBS team up to bring you full length episodes of your favorite shows.
YouTube said it was already talking with other TV show makers about signing deals for full-length shows. Many TV networks already run short clips on YouTube.
A mix of CBS shows, including “Star Trek,” “Young and the Restless” and “Beverly Hills 90210,” will now be available in full-length episodes of between 20 minutes to 48 minutes.
Related Post
Check It Out: Oprah on “30 Rock”…..
The ratings results are in….
Katie Holmes Returns to TV
The mother of Suri Cruise totally used to be an actress! Now Katie Holmes is returning to the small screen on ABC's quirky legal drama Eli Stone.Below is a clip of Katie's first appearance - as a sexy, jazz-singing nightclub girl in one of Eli's (Jonny Lee Miller) "visions." Check it out:The episode, named "Grace" after her character, airs October 21. Follow the jump for another clip of Katie Holmes from the show if you care ...
Hollywood Hookup In The Making?
Who is the next Hollywood hookup going to be?I have no idea,
but I know that Suri has a crush on Zac. I wonder if Suri says "Mo'm"
(use embarrassed teenage inflection) when Katie Holmes laughs and tells
her friends all about it? Katie said that Suri has been hooked on Zac
since she first saw him in " High School Musical", and that Suri likes to dance
and sing along with Zac in Hairspray too.This
is something that is going to come back and haunt Suri later in life
when she
Katie Holmes 'singing' on an upcoming ep of Eli Stone
*shudder* Brings back horrific memories of this:Source
Katie Holmes Returns to TV with 'Bounce'
Katie Holmes' career has apparently gotten its second wind, people were unsure of what to expect of her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller's play All My Sons, but she exceeded all expectations and the show itself is selling out.
Why stop there? Holmes is taking her show on the road and performs a hot cabaret act in ABC’s fanciful drama Eli Stone.
She hits the small screen in a Chicago-esque cabaret outfit singing a sultry song to Eli in one of his visions belting out: “Hit me with a hard note and watch
Katie Holmes: Playdate with Suri
Making sure she keeps family first, Katie Holmes was spotted out and about in New York City yesterday with her adorable daughter Suri.
The mother-daughter pair looked blissful as they held hands and ran down the street together, with Holmes sporting a black headscarf with a black top underneath a magenta cardigan, black stretch pants, and black flats, while her little girl rocked a blue dress, white shirt, and beige shoes.
Get the full story from The Gossip Girls
Watch Katie Holmes Perform a Sexy Song-and-Dance Number!
Holmes - who plays a non-profit attorney with a mysterious case - "was fabulous at the table read," ABC Entertainment president Stephen McPherson said in July. "There's some singing and dancing that she does – it's exquisite."
Added executive producer Greg Berlanti (who worked with Holmes on Dawson's Creek): "I begged her" to appear on the show. And she said, 'I'd love to.'"
Check out Katie Holmes' style hits and misses.
Holmes' Broadway play, a revival of Arthur Miller's All My Sons, officially opens
Celebrity Style: Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes ditched her baggy jeans for a slimmer pair while heading out the door of her NYC apartment. The light wash lends a nice contrast against her black top, pumps, and patent Roger Vivier bag. Considering we've been seeing a slew of black blazers lately, the actress's ivory one is a welcome change. To finish off the look, she tied a black-and-white dot scarf around her head and threw on dark shades. BlackBerry, coffee, and whopping diamond ring are optional.
Check out our new site, CelebStyle fo
Katie Holmes guests on 'Eli Stone'
So we know that during the coming season of Eli Stone, Katie Holmes is going to be a guest star. That's quite a stunt-casting coup.
Trend Alert: Lighten Up
We've witnessed the resurgence of black blazers, but being Fab, I like to jump ahead of the curve. I urge you all to lighten up in light-colored blazers. Katie Holmes just did and I'm sure you can, too. And yes, white and light colors can be worn after Labor Day.
This refreshing color option makes for a great contrast against any Fall ensemble and will keep you looking sharp. Don't believe me — try it out yourself.
Shop For: Vanessa Bruno
Read Relat
Katie Holmes And Suri Go For A Stroll
Katie Holmes and daughter, Suri, were bombarded by the paps and fans yesterday leaving their New York apartment. Katie’s play officially opens next week, so until then Katie has been spending some quality time with her daughter.
[Images by WENN]
Katie Holmes Takes Suri To Central Park
Katie Holmes And Suri In The City
Suri Cruise…Pretty In Pink
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes And Suri Hit New York
Katie Holmes Takes Suri To Work
Katie Holmes Goes For A Walk With Her Family
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes Singing and#038; Dancing and#8212; VIDEO PREVIEW
Check out this E! sneak peek video clip of Katie Holmes’s upcoming guest-starring role in ABC’s fanciful drama, Eli Stone. (For the steamy pics, click here.) This episode airs on ABC on Oct. 21. Watch the preview vid below! “She does a song-and-dance number that is the best one we’ve ever done,” costar Matt Letscher has [...]
Get the full story from Just Jared
Tags: Katie Holmes
Bookmark This Story:
Katie Holmes and Suri Go Shopping at Hermes
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were spotted walking side by side as each carried their very own Hermes bag. Suri looked cute strutting her stuff, but one must wonder what it was she got inside her bag. Hermes is NOT an inexpensive store, there are bracelets that cost $14,000. Here are a few things she might have got that would’ve fit in the bag.
Suri’s bag possiblities:
- mini Birkin handbag
- sailor hat
- I’d say the stuffed horse but that bag is too small.
- b
SURI IS AN HERMES BABY
It was girls day out today for Katie Holmes and her adorable 2-year-old daughter Suri.
The fashion forward duo channeled their inner Carrie Bradshaw as they strolled down Madison Avenue with their matching orange Hermes bags.
With her evenings booked for Broadway, Katie is making the best of her days off by spending it with the most precious little girl this side of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
source
Page 1 of 2<<[1] [2] >>
(Post a new comment)
yeahtucker
2008-10-09 10:13 pm UTC
Baby Suri Has Expensive Taste
Katie Holmes was out yesterday with daughter Suri for a little girl time. And what better mother daughter bonding is there than over an Hermes counter?
Currently 0/5
1
2
3
4
5
Rating: 0/5 (0 votes cast)
Close
Email this entry to:
Your email address:
Message (optional):






