Broken Lizard's THE SLAMMIN' SALMON Will Finally Hit Theaters This December: PHOTO
Anchor Bay Films is going to get a pass from me for a while because they picked up Broken Lizard’s newest film, “The Slammin’ Salmon” and will distribute it to theaters this December.

Anchor Bay Will Bring SLAMMIN' SALMON To You: PHOTO
Finally! After a long wait, Variety says Anchor Bay Films will distribute THE SLAMMIN’ SALMON , check out the red band trailer , from the Broken Lizard dudes who cracked us up with Super Troopers, Club Dread , and Beerfest . These guys are like our generation’s Monty Phyton. Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske all star in this Comedy about… a brutal former heavyweight boxing champion Cleon “Slammin'” Salmon now owner of a Miami...

Anchor Bay Picks Up The Slammin' Salmon
It seems the comedy troupe Broken Lizard's new film finally has distribution. According to Variety , Anchor Bay Films has picked up The Slammin' Salmon and is eyeing a December release for the comedy. The film revolves around an ex-boxer-turned-restaurant owner (Michael Clarke Duncan) who, after getting in debt with the Japanese mafia, demands his waiters sell more food than they ever have in one night. Broken Lizard's Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter and Erik...

It's The Birds Meets The Omen — With Aliens! Oh, Just Let Space Jesus Explain Everything. [Found Footage]
Lance Henriksen is a space Satanist who's found the girl who's the host for Space Satan — but then they get attacked by holy birds, including a metal space bird that stabs Henriksen in the neck. What does it mean? This thrilling, feathery, Hitchcock-plagiariazing moment comes from 1979's The Visitor aka Stridulum , an Italian horror film that managed to start Henriksen, Sam Peckinpah (!), John Huston, Mel Ferrer and various other greats. The movie's original cut was so confusing, nobody...

AICN Legends: First up, Capone interviews the awesome Lance Henriksen!!!
--> Hey, folks. Capone in Chicago here. I'm going to try something new on Ain't It Cool News, see what the reaction is, see how easy it is to maintain some sort of regular schedule with this new feature, and either continue it or declare it a categorical failure and move on. There's no denying that one of the biggest perks of my job is getting to spend time talking to actors, directors, and other creative types who have brought the movies we love to life. And while it's always a pleasure to...

Exclusive: Lance Henriksen Talks Screamers 2, Near Dark Redux & More!
Throughout his illustrious career, legendary Lance Henriksen has played everything from an android to a ruthless vampire leader to a mourning father who turns to the supernatural for revenge to an ex-FBI agent who becomes a serial killer profiler with a secret group working against the prophecies of an impending apocalypse.In the recent Sony Home Pictures release of Screamers: The Hunting (review), Henriksen plays Orsow, the reclusive scientist responsible for creating the screamer androids who...

'Drop Dead Diva's' Bowlby back on 'How I Met Your Mother'
“How I Met Your Mother” is welcoming back another familiar face in November. Alan Thicke has been getting most of the attention for his return in the Nov 9. episode, “The Rough Patch,” but eagle-eyed “Mother” fans will notice another returning character in the picture above. April Bowlby, who plays Jane's hilariously ditzy friend Stacy on Lifetime's “Drop Dead Diva,” is back as Meg. The actress, who costars alongside “Mother” star Cobie Smulders in the Broken Lizard...

Henriksen, Moseley, Shepis Enlist for Godkiller
Lance Henriksen, Bill Moseley, Tiffany Shepis, Justin Pierre (singer of Motion City Soundtrack), Lydia Lunch (Richard Kern's "Hardcore Collection"), and Davey Havok (singer of A.F.I.) have signed on for the "illustrated film" adaptation "Godkiller," written and directed by filmmaker Matt Pizzolo based on the comic book he created with illustrator Anna Muckcracker. Producer Halo-8 Entertainment will unveil a preview clip at Comic-Con International's Wondercon in San Francisco during the...

First Look at Lance Henriksen in 'Alone in the Dark II'
This afternoon we were provided with an exclusive first look at Lance Henriksen in Michael Roesch and Peter Sheerer's Alone in the Dark II, which displays Henriksen as the former witch hunter Abner Lundberg, who is forced to come back to fight his old nemesis, a century-old dangerous witch. Read on for a look! The film tells the story of Edward Carnby, who joins forces with a team of witch hunters to track down the dangerous witch Elisabeth Dexter. "We've been fans of Lance since many years. He is really o

Lance Henriksen & Bill Moseley are Godkillers!
Today is all about horror icon news! Genre legends Lance Henriksen, Bill Moseley, and Tiffany Shepis, along with Justin Pierre (singer of Motion City Soundtrack) and Davey Havok (singer of A.F.I.), have signed on for the "illustrated film" adaptation of Godkiller, written and directed by award-winning filmmaker Matt Pizzolo based on the comic book of the same name he created with illustrator Anna Muckcracker."I'm astonished and excited by the incredible talents who'll be joining us to bring...

Star Wars: The Old Republic Timeline Trailer Chronicles A '300'-Esque Last Stand
While consisting of primarily still images guided by the dependable voice acting of actor Lance Henriksen, the latest Star Wars: The Old Republic  timeline video episode chronicles one of the largest Republic "last stands" against the evil galactic empire. Nerd lore levels are off the chart on this one. The Old Republic is currently TBD in 2010. Star Wars: The Old Republic Timeline Record 5 »   Tags: MMO News , PC Gaming , Videogames , Videos Share: Comments Oldest...

-Millennium' Movie?
I picked up this lil tidbit over at Arrow in the Head and holy moly am I excited. Ok, I’ll try not to get too excited but I adore Millennium and Mr. Frank Black, ever so. Millennium was a series on FOX in the late nineties that was created by Chris Carter of X-Files fame. The show starred Lance Henriksen as ex-FBI Special Agent Frank Black, who could see through the eyes of serial killers and murderers. The subversive

Henriksen and Moseley, Together at Last!
Lance Henriksen and Bill Moseley will be lending their voices to

Comedy Central Raises Their Glass To The Network Television Premiere Of 'Beerfest'
Comedy Central brings viewers a special two-night premiere of side-splitting comedy with the Network Television Premiere of Beerfest , starring Jay Chandrasekhar , Kevin Heffernan , Steve Lemme , Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske , Saturday, February 7 and Sunday, February 8 at 9:00 p.m. Catch the encore presentation of "Beerfest" on February 8 at 1:00 a.m. Start the double fisting and work out your gag reflex, it's time to get toasted! Broken Lizard, the team behind Super Trooper

Godkiller comic being adapted as "illustrated film"
Lance Henriksen, Bill Moseley, Tiffany Shepis, Justin Pierre (singer of Motion City Soundtrack), Lydia Lunch (Richard Kern's Hardcore Collection) and Davey Havok (singer of A.F.I.) have signed on for the "illustrated film" adaptation Godkiller, written and directed by filmmaker Matt Pizzolo based on the comic book he created with illustrator Anna Muckcracker, according to ShockTillYouDrop. Producer Halo-8 Entertainment will unveil a preview clip at Comic-Con International's WonderCon in San...

The 35th Annual Saturn Award Winners!
On Wednesday night, the Academy of Science-Fiction, Fantasy and Horror Films held their 35th annual award show high up in The Hills, overlooking beautiful downtown Burbank, California. What follows is a full list of the winners: -THE LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD went to Leonard Nimoy and it was presented to him by his most recent director, J.J.Abrams. -THE LIFE CAREER AWARD (whatever that means), went to one of the best character actors in the world, the one, the only, Lance Henriksen, and the...

NCIS Exclusive: Lance Henriksen Cops Sheriff Role
If you need an intense local sheriff to help Gibbs & Co. work a case, you'd be hard-pressed to find a better fit for the meaty role than Lance Henriksen. Awesomely, that's precisely who NCIS has nabbed to guest-star on the hit series later this season, TVGuide.com has learned exclusively.Specifically, the star of TV's Millennium and the guy also known to sci-fi enthusiasts as Alien's Bishop will play ... Read More >Other Links From TVGuide.comNCISLance Henriksen

Jay Owns A SHOTGUN: PHOTO
Before The Hangover , there was Beerfest but it wasn’t so much about the aftermath as it is about what crazy things people can do when they’re drunk, I thought it was a laugh riot but it only earned about $19 Million in domestic Box Office. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar , the cult comedy filmmaker associated with the team Broken Lizard ( Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, and Erik Stolhanske ) responsible for Super Troopers and Club Dread which many thought...

VIVICA FOX, BAD ASS NIA LONG , COCO, WILL SMITH , T PAIN , SPIKE LEE , & MORE @ THE PREMIRE OF Michael Jackson's “This Is It” Movie: PHOTO
VIVICA Fox, BAD ASS Nia Long , COCO, Will Smith , T PAIN , Spike Lee , & MORE @ THE PREMIRE OF Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” Movie SMARTENUPNAS VIVICA Fox, BAD ASS Nia Long , COCO, Will Smith , T PAIN , Spike Lee , & MORE @ THE PREMIRE OF Michael Jackson’s “This Is It” Movie

Old Show, New Season: “The Big Bang Theory” / “How I Met Your Mother”
Haaaaaaaave you checked out the schedule for 8 PM? Starting next week (Sept. 29), the following shows will be competing against each other: “The Big Bang Theory” and “How I Met Your Mother” on CBS, “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” on Fox, “Chuck” on NBC, and “Gossip Girl” on The CW. Even if I had a splitter for my TiVo - note to self: get a splitter for my TiVo - I’d still be out of luck, since it’s not like my system is capa

Prince & Rihanna almost TWINS + “Good Hair” Premiere Arrivals!: PHOTO
Check out these recent celebrity sightings from Prince, Rihanna, Chris Rock, Amber Rose, Ashanti, Nia Long, Vivica A. Fox, Ne-Yo and more...

Is `SNL' leasing its sketches to advertisers? (AP)
NEW YORK – Was "MacGruber" a " Saturday Night Live " sketch or Pepsi commercial? Depending on when you were watching television over the weekend, it was hard to tell. On Saturday night's "SNL," the recurring bit starring cast member Will Forte aired three times during the show, each time with comical over-the-top promotion for Pepsi. Then on Sunday night, one of the same "MacGruber" sketches

Sneak Peek: Check Out Michael Cera’s ‘Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist’
We unveiled the poster, and now we’ve got no less than six clips from the upcoming lovestruck, music-laden romantic comedy, “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist,” starring Michael Cera and Kat Dennings, and based on the bestselling novel. Check out one of ‘em below, and then click here to view them all. “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist” hits theaters October 3.  Comments permalink

Billy Mays Returns, Nas & Nick Cannon PSA, Walk Across China, Wonder Woman & More (Videos): PHOTO
Billy Mays is back from the dead (too soon?); a guy walks across China; Metallica's Lars & James say 'Napster Bad' in a classic; and Olivia Munn points out the cons of being a