THE SARAH PALIN TECHNO DANCE MIX: DOG GONE IT, DARN IT, YOU BETCHA
This is the only thing featuring Sarah Palin that I can say I’ve liked.  Rave your wave into the possible Dark Ages. Posted in Politics, Sarah Palin, Shit That Makes Me Laugh   Tagged: Add new tag, Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin remix dog gone darn it you betcha, Sarah Palin techno remix, Shit That Makes Me Laugh    [...]

BREAKING NEWS - SARAH PALIN CONVICTED OF POWER ABUSE…Investigation Started by Republicans…
alin and McCain's supporters had hoped the inquiry's finding would be delayed until after the presidential election to spare her any embarrassment and to put aside an enduring distraction as she campaigns as McCain's running mate in an uphill contest against Democrat Barack Obama. After a court fight to block the report failed, the panel of lawmakers voted to release it _ though not without dissension. The panel did not vote on whether to endorse its findings. "I think there are some problems in this repo

Sarah Palin On SNL. But, Like, For Real!
Will we see a real Palin, fake Palin showdown? Tina Fey is Sarah Palin. And now Sarah Palin is Tina Fey! According to The New York Post, the much-parodied Vice Presidential candidate is going to make an appearance on Saturday Night Live. Palin will appear on the October 25 episode of SNL playing...well, that's yet to be determined, but we wouldn't be surprised if she tries her best Fey on for size. It'll be a Freaky Friday kinda moment at 30 Rock. With Mad Men's Jon Hamm as host, this is one we can't miss

The Sarah Palin inflatable love doll
? Geez. What took 'm so long? But enough with the bitching. It's there and that's all that matters. To avoid problems they added This is not, but who cares? We're happy we can finally have fun with our personal Sarah Palin inflatable love doll. Enjoy.

Scanner Highs and Lows: Is It Really Ever About Anything But Boobs?
 What you don't know yet is that our mom flashed our friends at our book party...  Highs:We wrote a book!  And if it doesn't sell well, we may have found a way to get through the economic crisis.  We looked at boobs, natch. And then we put our Barack where our boobs are. Is it actually possible we'll stop drinking and emailing?  Instead of punching you in the face next time you say "that's so gay," we now have a short video to show you. When most people get

And Now For the Evening Gown Portion of the Competition
Well, we've seen the swimsuit portion of the evening, AND the talent portion. Now it's time for Sarah Palin in the evening gown competition from Miss Alaska 1984. Join us as we go back to yesteryear, when we were jamming to the smooth sounds of Michael Jackson (when he was still black), Foreigner, and Journey. Big hair, parachute pants, and pretty moose-hunting flute players. Oh, my. Look at that lovely dress. Cannot WAIT for the interview portion. Something tells me she won't be telling us wha

And The Q Award For “Most Likely To Dress Up As Disgusting Sexual Bat-Thing And Lick Their Award Statue” Goes To…
Who's that dressed up as an androgynous Egyptian superhero devil-bat licking their statue at the 2008 Q Awards? Gene Simmons? Marilyn Manson? Michael Jackson?? Surely, at least someone deserving of an award, right? Leave your guesses ( / jokes) in the comments -- answer after the jump: Why it's Grace Jones, of course, accepting her award for "Most Deserving Of An Award Always" Later in the evening, she also won for "Most Still Alive" and "Finally We Know What The Opposite Of 'Sexy' Is"

Just Say It: The Race-Baiting Tactics Of John McCain And Sarah Palin Are Reprehensible [Calls To Arms]
Most people in this country would like to believe that visceral hatred for one's fellow Americans — including racism — is limited to a small number of radicals on either end of the political spectrum, or maybe to certain areas of the country. The truth is — as some of us are having to confront this week — that it's simply untrue. So-called normal people can go wild-eyed and start spouting shit off the likes of which one would think would be confined to Arkham or parody, while others

Doubletake: Early Halloween for Jacko and Child
Some things just never get old, like bagels with peanut butter, "It's a Wonderful Life," or, say, scrutinizing photos of Michael Jackson and his rarely seen children. Which is why I close out the week with the photo below, of a surgically masked Jackson (in the foreground) and 10-year-old daughter Paris, hidden behind some kind of expressionless facade that at once evokes a flood of images -- Lucha Libre wrestlers, the KISS Army, "V for Vendetta" and a funerary mask. Michael Jackson (right) and daughte

Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson to Team up For Quincy Jones Tribute
Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson are reportedly set to record a song together for a Quincy Jones tribute album. The duo fell out when recording sessions for a proposed James Bond theme went sour - which resulted in Jack White and Alicia Keys providing the opening music to Quantum of Solace. But the pair have since settled their differences and are planning to record a track for a tribute album to Michael Jackson producer Quincy Jones. Speaking about the Quincy Jones project, an unnamed source told Britain's

Viral Video: Hungarian Band Blind Myself Sucks Life Out of Slipknot, Metallica, Ozzy
The esteemed leader of a popular metal band sent us this amazing animated music video that pays homage to the 1985 Tobe Hooper sci-fi/horror movie “Lifeforce” and features cartoon depictions of Slipknot, Metallica, Ozzy and Michael Jackson. The video is for the Budapest, Hungary metalcore band Blind Myself and was created by 32-year-old Hungarian cartoonist Balázs Gróf. Click more to watch the awesome clip, which took Gróf over a year to complete. Blind Myself - Lost In Time Click here t

Beyonce Knowles news and blogs - September 26, 2008
Below is today's roundup of news and blogs that haven't yet hit top story status by our community. Visit Beyonce Knowles news and blogs for even more news and blogs converage.   •   Michelle Williams - Williams Destinys Child Reunion Wont Happen -- by goondex from Your singers and actors   •   Daniel's TBT Album Review: Ne-Yo - Year of The Gentleman -- by danielkdudley from ne-yo « WordPress.com Tag Feed   •   News

Ciara and Britney separated at birth
Ciara changes up her look like Michael Jackson changes little boys. One day she’s a Beyonce look-a-like and the next day she’s Morticia from the Adams Family. In this photo taken last night, it seemed like Britney Spears took her fashion cue from Ciara by donning a black asymmetric cut wig similar to the one Ciara is wearing in this video. But according to Faded Youth blog, Brit was still in character after an all-day video shoot for her single “Womanizer”. LOVE the Louis Vuitton

Links on the Rocks
Lindsay Lohan is receiving threats from a crazy freak, needs police protection - HM Naked pics of Hugh Hefner’s slutty twins - DSF Anna Kournikova bikini Maxim pics - UMC Carmen Electra is boobalicious - BST I LOVE #1 on this list - ABH Charlie Sheen is a sperm spinner! - WB It’s confirmed, Sarah Palin will be on SNL, see [...]

pop nosh: meet the 105 year old virgin!
† meet dear old clara meadmore - the world's oldest virgin at the ripe age of 105! dlisted † one time mess Britney Spears doesn't know what the hell she was thinking... yeeeah! † hugh hefner's new twin girlfriends karissa and kristina take oh so lovely mugshots celebslam † national enquirer is still insisting Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again! a socialite's life † Angelina Jolie is revealing how Brad Pitt changed her life in W magazine popsugar † Suri Cruise i

Heather Mills Subject of British Documentary
Sir Paul McCartney’s ex-wife Heather Mills will reportedly be the subject of an upcoming British TV documentary.  British broadcaster Louis Theroux, who previously made a revealing documentary on Michael Jackson, will interview Mills.   Theroux is said to be interested in speaking publicly with Mills on her ugly divorce from Sir Paul.  Mills is said to [...]

PAMELA ANDERSON AND HER MYSTERIOUS WHITE MAN
So what if we've never seen Pamela Anderson wear anything by Vivienne Westwood? There she was in the front row of the Westwood show for London's fashion week and naturally she brought along a cute guy. The whole place was buzzing that her white companion was Michael Jackson, but we don't think so. If you look closely the guy seems healthier and sturdier than Michael, who was last seen in a wheelchair. And taller,too. Still, it would have been a brilliant publicity stunt for Michael.

Christina Aguilera’s Greatest Hits: Now With Lion
Christina -- for this Greatest Hits album shoot, I'm picturing a kind of Michael Jackson from the Smooth Criminal video meets a really lonely Northwestern Wildcat, then you and the cat break into a duet of "Come On Over" and he cheers up. It'll be just like the "Opposites Attract" video, only the cat will be real instead of animated, and we'll end the video before the graphic sex scene. What do you mean there wasn't a sex scene in the Paula Abdul video? What the hell was I watching? (via OhNoTheyDidn

Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson are Reuniting
The pair fell out when recording sessions for a proposed James Bond theme went sour - which resulted in Jack White and Alicia Keys providing the opening music to ‘Quantum of Solace’ - but have since settled their differences and are planning to record a track for a tribute album to Michael Jackson producer Quincy Jones. A source said: “It’s going to be explosive stuff. Amy first met Quincy backstage at the Nelson Mandela show in Hyde Park in June. “He knew who she was and she

Amy Winehouse And Mark Ronson Reuniting To Record A Song
Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson are reuniting to record a song. The pair fell out when recording sessions for a proposed James Bond theme went sour - which resulted in Jack White and Alicia Keys providing the opening music to "Quantum of Solace" - but have since settled their differences and are planning to record a track for a tribute album to Michael Jackson producer Quincy Jones. View Photos [213] View Profile View All News A source said: "It's going to be explosive stuff. Amy first met Qui

'Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist' stars have surprising chemistry on-screen
She loved "Mamma Mia!""It made me all mushy and weepy," she giggles. He joined the cult of "Mister Lonely," the movie about the Michael Jackson impersonator who meets Marilyn Monroe and joins her commune in Scotland. "I love movies that are, you know, fresh and kind of edgy."

The Wacko Jacko Clan!
Wacko Michael Jackson took his three children - Prince Michael, 11, Paris, ten, and Prince Michael II, six - shopping this week to the comic book store.  They were dressed up with masks for Halloween a little early.  Strange group, I bet these kids will have a lot to say once they grow up!

Britney Spears Auditions For Death Race 3000 Sequel
Who the hell let Britney Spears behind the wheel of a go-kart? That is like leaving Michael Jackson alone with a boys choir...Very irresponsible. However I do like the ninja look, but did Britney bring the hood herself? I sure hope those are not community hoods they hand out at the go-kart park. Renting bowling shoes is gross enough, but sharing a ninja hood is like sharing a jock-strap. Could you imagine all the little snot nose kids that wore that shit before you! Nah she must have brought it herself,

Akon Readies Third Album For November, Signs British Rapper
Akon is set to release his third album in November, his label announced this week. It's titled Freedom.The first single from the upcoming album will be "Right Now (Na Na Na)" and is slated to hit radio soon.While guests are yet to be confirmed, rumored collaborators include Lil Wayne, T-Pain, 50 Cent, and possibly Michael Jackson.Back in July, songwriter Claude Kelly revealed that the leaked track, "Hold My Hand" by Akon featuring Michael Jackson, would be in contention to be the first single. However, with

Halloween comes early as Michael Jackson and kids visit an LA comic store
Not for the first time, Michael Jackson sent jaws dropping during a outing in Los Angeles. The singer took his three children - Prince Michael, 11, Paris, ten, and Prince Michael II, six - shopping this week dressed as masked Halloween characters. And never one to be left out, Jackson looked scarier...Full Article @ gossip rocks See Also The Jackson Kids Out And About Comment Share Email Post Yo