BREAKING: SARAH PALIN TO STOP LYING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, MAYBE

meaningfuldistractions.wordpress.com - 12th Oct 2008

Sarah Palin: So here’s the thing: we have the Branchflower report.  The whole world has the Branchflower report.  The findings are spelled out as clear as can be.   How then does Gov. Palin think she can get away with telling straight up lies about what the report actually says?  ABC News: “Palin Makes Troopergate Assertions that Are Flatly False.” At one point this weekend Palin said: “Well, I'm very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing,” Palin said, “any hint of any kind of unethical activity there. Very pleased to be cleared of any of that.” ABC News: “That’s just not the case…” Later she was asked: “Governor, did you abuse your power?” Read full story at meaningfuldistractions.wordpress.com

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