Celebrity Asses of the Week: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan
www.celebutopia.net - 9th Oct 2008

www.celebutopia.net - 9th Oct 2008

Paris Hilton to Sarah Palin: ‘You’ve Got a Hot Bod’
After engaging in a battle-of-the-vids with GOP presidential candidate John McCain last Summer, Paris Hilton is now giving advice to VP nominee Sarah Palin and talking about what America would be like with the heiress as president!
In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Paris offers some sage words of wisdom to Palin.
"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," Paris tells the mag. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?"
VIDEO: Paris Hilton Gets (Fake) Presidential Advice – From Martin Sheen
The heiress enlists the help of the former West Wing actor (and best fake president ever!) in a spoof
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Paris Hilton: ‘If I Was President’
Want to know what the world would be like if Paris Hilton was president?
Now you can, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president.
On her presidential style: “I pledge to support the American workforce by wearing only American designers: Calvin Klein between Memorial Day and Labor [...]
Hilton Tells Palin to Flaunt Her “Hot Bod”
Paris Hilton has reached out to Republican candidate Sarah Palin, telling the vice presidential hopeful that she should flaunt her “hot bod,” not hide it.
Ms. Hilton said to Harper’s Bazaar: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself.”
“Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?” Hilton added. “Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.”
Yeah… like it would do anyone good to listen to what Paris Hi
Dear God….Please No! Paris Hilton Sitcom
Paris Hilton is teaming up with Ryan Seacrest to continue the domination of idiocy on television. The two BFF’s have been sitting around braiding each others hair and talking about their own show. Dumb twit, that would be Ryan, thinks it is a super idea to have a sitcom in which Paris would be featured. [...]
Paris Hilton Talks Politics With Harper’s Bazaar [Comic]
Here’s what we gather from the interview. Paris will always wear heels as president, she won’t have a cabinet, she’ll have a closet, and she’ll be having lots of “secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.”
And what fashion advice does Paris have for her opponent’s VP pick?
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Paris Hilton
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you?ve got a hot bod; don?t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend. - Paris Hilton to Sarah Palin.
Paris Researches London While We Learn the Paris Doctrine
Paris Hilton managed to amp up her tan between one night in London and the next, though she had to keep herself bundled on her way back to the hotel after a night out at the Kingly Club. It's only right that Paris makes sure she's well acquainted with the city since she's looking for her...Full Article @ Popsugar.com
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She's here to make friends - though you'd never have guessed it by Paris Hilton's behaviour yesterday.
Today's News: Our Take - Paris Hilton Wants Sarah Palin to Take It Off
Two months after taking on John McCain in a FunnyOrDie.com video, Paris Hilton is now setting her sights on his running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin, offering the Alaskan some revealing pearls of wisdom as Election Day rolls near."My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Hilton told Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."As a former beauty queen, Palin is no stranger to showing off her bod. Unfortunately, thoug
Paris Hilton Annoys Singer Bryan Ferry With Her Mix Of Hardcore Techno Tracks At The DJ Booth
Paris Hilton has annoyed Bryan Ferry with her DJing skills. Paris, who took to the decks at London's new Jalouse club after model Daisy Lowe pulled out of her scheduled set, irritated the Roxy Music frontman with her mix of hardcore techno tracks.
Bryan, 63, became so angry with her record choices, he and his two sons Tara and Merlin moved as far away from the DJ booth as possible.
An onlooker said: "Bryan looked very suave. He was wearing a smart suit, Oxford blue shirt and a pullover. He arrived with Tara
Paris Hilton’s campaign ad lounge chair is for sale on eBay
Paris Hilton did her campaign ad for the Presidency for FunnyOrDie.com wearing a skimpy bathing suit, sitting on a lounge chair by a pool. Well, if you wanted to purchase the actual lounge chair that she used for the spoof, you’re in luck.
The signed chair is now being sold on eBay with [...]
Paris Hilton - Kingly Nightclub in London
Paris Hilton arrived at Kingly Nightclub in London.
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Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris Hilton Joined by Martin Sheen in New "Campaign" Video
Paris’ New Presidential Spoof
Paris Hilton launched her latest presidential video today on www.funnyordie.com, this time, asking advice from a former American "president," (or at least someone who played one on TV), Martin Sheen!
"Nowadays, soundbites, not sound policy, determine our country’s course. I plan to bring a fake balanced approach to these real problems," Hilton promises in the video.
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Paris Hilton: Sarah Palin Should Wear A Swimsuit
Paris Hilton insists that Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin should do voters a favor and not keep her former beauty-queen body covered up.
Perhaps the hotel heiress did not want to miss the celebrity political bandwagon, she even revealed in this month’s Harper’s Bazaar that Sarah Palin would be wise “not to keep her body to [herself]”.
She got fashion advice for Sarah Palin, saying: “My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear
Paris Hilton continues her bid for the White House
Watch out world: Paris Hilton is continuing her bid for the White House.
The paparazzi darling and reality TV star Paris Hilton touted her candidacy in a video on FunnyOrDie.com Wednesday — her second appearance in a political spoof on the site.
“Running for fake president is a little daunting,” a heavily made-up Hilton tells Martin Sheen, [...]SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Paris Hilton continues her bid for the White House", url: "http://showstalker.net/2008/10/paris-hilton-continues-her-bid-
PARIS AND HER LATEST PRESIDENTIAL VIDEO!
The funny thing is, after what’s happened this week - she might be out best choice!
Enjoy,
“The Paps!”
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
Lindsay Lohan: Choose Your Costume Carefully
There's something spooky going on in Hollywood.
Certain celebrity costume choices have dictated their futures. Like how last year Paris Hilton dressed up as a cop, and then she was arrested. And she's not the only one having a twilight zone moment. Check it out.
Adrian Grenier rocked metallic spandex and a headband. Then, later that year, he ran a marathon. It's not creepy but it is a cheeky coincidence.
Ryan Seacrest is on his way to being the king of reality TV, one step away from an Egyptian pharaoh.
What If Paris Hilton Were President?
You no longer have to wonder, in an interview with Harpers Bazaar magazine, the heiress talks like she is running for president… Also mentioned in the article is her advice we previously reported on where she gives her Presidential Fashion advice to VP Candidate Sarah Palin.
On her presidential style:“I pledge to support the American workforce by [...]
WORKING THE RED CARPET 101 BY PARIS HILTON
After taping an episode of the British version of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF all day, the reality celebutante treated one of the many hopefuls vying for her eternal friendship to a night of red carpet treatment on Thursday night.
Accompanied at all times by a camera crew, the duo kicked off the evening at the Cuckoo Club before moving on to the Kingly Club for some afterparty festivities.
Cameras stopped filming just before 2 a.m. Paris ditched the sidekick and was back at the Sanderson Hotel minute
Paris Hilton Has Fashion Advice For Palin.
Paris Hilton keeps on making cracks about politics.
In November’s Harper’s Bazaar, the heiress - who just taped a second FunnyorDie spoof in which she runs for “fake president” - talks about Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the White House and her own presidential style.
“My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep [...]
Zero-gravity fashion: space suits of the future
LONDON, England (CNN) -- You can almost picture it now: Paris Hilton swallowed up by a tight-fitting futuristic designer space suit -- one hand waving at the on-flight camera, the other clasping a Dior "space traveler" handbag.
Tighter fit: Massachusetts Insititute of Technology researchers are working on a new, sleeker space suit.
Oh yes, with the age of space tourism upon us, space fashion looks set to become the next step into this infinite world of adventure.
One factor certain to drive
Paris to Palin: Stop Hiding Your Hot Bod
Paris Hilton outlines what the White House would be like if she were president and doles out a little advice to Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, in an interview with Harper's Bazaar.
"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself," the socialite tells the magazine. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."
Hilton threw herself into the political arena in August when she
PARIS HILTON GETS VAMPY IN LONDON
Paris Hilton loves to intend clad up, doesn’t she? This stunning gal was seen discover and most in author in a figure-flattering twine dress, and her material was hunting not half as ’80s as before. Yay! She looks a shade disorderly here, but she fresh said that she’s been enjoying a quieter style with swain Benji Madden.
She additional that “I definitely poverty threesome or quaternary children. And presently - maybe a assemblage or two.” I can’t move to wager her rela






