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Oh No They Didn't - 16th May 2009

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Adrien Brody: This story as being billed by Star Magazine as some kind male-homewrecking story, but it's not really. It seems Oscar-winner Adrien Brody recently split with his girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky. Adrien really wanted to marry Elsa, but Elsa was all “Thanks, but no thanks.” Elsa didn't really want to be in a committed relationship, and she didn't want to be settled down, which is always one of the biggest breakup cliches. Next she probably told Adrien, “It's not you, it's... Read full story at Oh No They Didn't

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