Emmanuelle Chriqui: The Beer Goggler Says: Emmanuelle Chriqui is also sometimes known as Sloan McQuewick on a show called Entourage. I think the�show is about a young actor who is in the process of clawing his way up to A-list status while his friends ride his coattails the whole way. I have watched the show a few times because the chicks are hot. They even have pornstars make the occasional cameo. Anyway, I don't watch the show that often because I am practically living Entourage. The only difference is that I am not an A-list actor. I am not an A-list anything other than a being an A-list Sex Machine. Worse yet, the people that follow me around as part of my “entourage” are a group of homeless dudes. The reason they follow me around is because they are�waiting for me to throw my empty beer cans to the side of the road so they can collect them for the deposit. If I were smart I would dress the homeless guys in Canali suits. I could then walk up to any hot club with them following me eagerly waiting for the next tossed beer can. The bouncers would see me surrounded by dudes in Canali suits and assume that I was someone really important. They would then let me in and I'd be shaking my moneymaker on the dance floor in no time. I could then have my seven wing men round up hot chicks for me because they would look the part. Then, there I would be, a hockey helmet, nerd glasses wearing loser dancing in the hottest club in town surrounded by hot chicks. Who wants to be my friend? Anyone? Any