Bristol Palin's fiance, Levi Johnston, won't be voting
Levi won't be voting for Barack. Or Sarah Palin for that matter.

Salmon Rushdie says VP pick Palin is 'a joke' (AFP)
AFP - British author Salmond Rushdie branded US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin as a "joke" Sunday and said naming her as Republican John McCain's running mate was a "colossal misjudgement"....Full Article @ yahoo celebrity news Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting separate usernames and e

So Why Isn’t ‘30 Rock’ Back Yet?
Photo: Getty ImagesNow that Tina Fey's hilarious Sarah Palin impression has unquestionably made her the world's most famous person, some are asking why her show, 30 Rock, won't be back until October 30. "If we knew then what we know today about how hot Tina was going to be, would we do it differently? Maybe," says NBC wunderkind Ben Silverman. Even though the network has several episodes of Rock already completed and could easily have run one last Thursday instead of the series premiere of Kath & Kim,

NBC Wants You To Know That Sarah Palin Has NOT Been Confirmed For SNL, Gosh Darn It [Maybe They Were Saying Boo-urns?]
The internet went slightly insane last week when it was announced by Cindy Adams of the New York Post that Sarah Palin would

Letterman, On The Other Hand, Is A Go For McCain [Second Chances]
Though SNL is denying reports that Sarah Palin will join the program on October 25, the Associated Press is now reporting that John McCain, who ditched David Letterman to "suspend" his campaign and save America, will have a chance to make up with the Late Show host, who was none too happy with McCain's last-minute withdrawal from the program on September 24. Letterman has spent the better part of the last month ripping on McCain, who has appeared on the show a dozen times over the years. McCain's app

Pictures: Sarah Palin New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game First Puck
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential nominee and card-carrying hockey mom, joined fellow hockey mother Cathy O’Connell, New York Rangers assistant captain Scott Gomez, and Philadelphia Flyers captain Mike Richards in dropping the ceremonial first puck at the Rangers vs. the Flyers game in...Full Article @ The PopCrunch Show Comment Share Email Post Your Comment

In photos: 'Sarah Palin Porn Spoof'
We have added a new set of images from the event "Sarah Palin Porn Spoof."

Sarah Palin Booed Video (New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game)
Watch Sarah Palin get BOOOED! at the New York Rangers vs. the Philly Flyers hockey game in PA on Saturday.

BREAKING: SARAH PALIN TO STOP LYING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, MAYBE
So here’s the thing: we have the Branchflower report.  The whole world has the Branchflower report.  The findings are spelled out as clear as can be.   How then does Gov. Palin think she can get away with telling straight up lies about what the report actually says?  ABC News: “Palin Makes Troopergate Assertions that Are Flatly False.” At one point this weekend Palin said: “Well, I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing,” Palin said, R

Madonna & Liberal Hollywood Examined By Fox News
Fox News Channel’s ‘Fox & Friends’ discussed “liberal Hollywood” wearing their political opinions on their sleeves, citing Madonna concerts where the singer said that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin “can’t come to my party” while the right’s presidential hopeful John McCain was featured in images on the screen also featuring Hitler. They added that the Republicans stars in Hollywood usually keep a low profile to avoid losing work.

Sarah Palin New York Rangers vs. Philadelphia Flyers Hockey Game First Puck
Sarah Palin, Republican vice-presidential nominee and card-carrying hockey mom, joined fellow hockey mother Cathy O’Connell, New York Rangers assistant captain Scott Gomez, and Philadelphia Flyers captain Mike Richards in dropping the ceremonial first puck at the Rangers vs. the Flyers game in the City of Brotherly Love on Saturday. Source: Pop Crunch« Back to GossipLatest Hottest GossipJennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renew their vows in Vegas More than four years after saying "I do", Jennifer Lopez and

Sexy Hockey Mom Boo'd!
viewNode("fe2dad92573b0", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); A call for separation of….sports and state? Sexy Sarah Palin was invited by the owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener this weekend. Watch the...Full Article @ Perez Hilton Comment Share Email Post Your Comment say something interesting

Sexy Hockey Mom Boo’d!
viewNode("fe2dad92573b0", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); A call for separation of….sports and state? Sexy Sarah Palin was invited by the owner of the Philadelphia Flyers to drop the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener this weekend. Watch the video above to see how fans reacted to the lipstick wearing pitbull. The music seems to [...]

Palin must save her Yahoo mails, says judge
Anchorage (Alaska), Oct.13 (ANI): An Anchorage judge has ordered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to preserve e-mails from private accounts she has used to conduct state business. Superior Court Judge Craig Stowers on Friday also ordered Alaska's attorney general to recover messages from a Yahoo.com account of Palin's that was breached by hackers last month. That break-in prompted Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign to order closed at least one additional private account Palin maintained. The j

Palin Booed Hockey VIDEO!
VIDEO! Watch the Hockey video of Sarah Palin being BOOED! Sarah Palin was booed at the Philadelphia Flyers New York Rangers hockey game. Palin was booed while dropping the first puck for the hockey game. As the Palin booing started, what followed next? Find out here. LALATE2 has up the Palin hockey booed video. Click here to watch the video. See Also: Troopergate Abuse of Power! Palin Abuse of Power! Report Palin Abuse of Power! Sarah Palin as Sarah Palin on SNL! Troopergate Report

Sarah Palin Now Making Nice With Terrorist Pal Barack Obama
After a week of witty meditations on Barack Obama’s America-hating friends and asking, “Who is this guy who has been running for president for two years who everybody knows pretty well after seeing him in nearly 30 debates? Did you know some crook sold him a strip of lawn once?” Sarah Palin has BLINKED and decided to stop calling the Democratic nominee a terrorist. Why? Because no one in the McCain campaign can use the same argument for more than a week. It’s all right there in the M

Country Music Star Tries To Pick Up Sarah Palin
The scene: John McCain, Sarah Palin, a NASCAR venue, in the capital of the Confederacy, tens of thousands of hardcore Republicans, a performance by country hobo Hank Williams Jr. If your skin had higher melanin levels than, say, Bob Barr’s, THIS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A SAFE DAY TRIP. Otherwise, it seemed to be a pleasant affair today in Richmond. Williams sung a delightful song for Sarah Palin about how she is a woman. The lyrics included, “How can you be so smart and be such a good lookin’ dish

Monkey
Another expression of down-home rural attitudes, this one captured outside of a Sarah Palin rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania yesterday -- 10.11.08. And here's a story about the incident from CBS News' Scott Conroy. And here's a story about a weaselly McCain worker named Jeffrey Frederick in Gainesville, Virginia. (Imagine what it must be like to be that guy.) The racial pus is seeping out more and more, I think, because it's been hitting the rightwing rurals that Obama might actually win and some are st

Celebrity Fashion Watcher Monday Hot Gossip Links!
Hot Momma Gossip says….Paris Hilton & Lindsay Shoot For Perfection & Fails CelebWarship says….Make Up Your Mind Either She is Pregnant or she isn’t! Daily Stab says….Lindsay To Dress Up As Sarah Palin For Halloween Girls Talkin Smack says….Mariah & Her Hubby At A Charity Event Anything Hollywood says….Zac Efron MIGHT Do Equus  Bitten & Bound says…..Paddington Bear Turns 50 BusyBee Blogger [...]

Buzz Bites — 10/13/2008: Young Jeezy Joins Rest Of World In Worrying About John McCain’s Frail ‘Old Person’ Status
+ Young Jeezy isn’t exactly a glass-is-half-full kinda guy, (in case you couldn’t tell from his album title, The Recession). And not surprisingly, he’s taking the upcoming presidential elections very seriously: “I understand [Sarah Palin]’s the soccer mom and all that,” Jeezy said. “But if something happens to McCain, then what? Do you want a soccer mom to run the country?” (MTV News) + Who says romance is dead? New mommy Jennifer Lopez and her hubby Marc Ant

Blergh: The New York Times is as fed up with ... [Ben Silverman]
Blergh: The New York Times is as fed up with the lack of 30 Rock as we are, noting that Tina Fey "is about the hottest star in show business at the moment" thanks to those Emmy wins, American Express commercials, and Sarah Palin guest spots, and yet the third season of the rating-challenged sitcom still hasn't yet premiered to take advantage of Fey's heat. Embattled NBC head Ben Silverman takes the blame: "If we knew then what we know today about how hot Tina was going to be, would we do it differently? May

Tina Fey On Sarah Palin: "If She Wins...I'm Leaving Earth"
Tina Fey told TVGuide she'll be "done" if John McCain and Sarah Palin win the election next month. The "SNL" veteran who has come back to play the Republican Vice Presidential candidate (and whose own show, "30 Rock," is still nowhere to be seen), said, "We're gonna take it week by week. If she wins, I'm done. I can't do that for four years. And by 'I'm done,' I mean I'm leaving Earth." Fey also said it's a busy but exciting time for "SNL." "Election time is always good for [SNL] and this is a bonkers el

McCain vows to whip Obama’s ‘you know what’
AP - Republican John McCain vowed Sunday to "whip" Democratic rival Barack Obama’s "you-know-what" when the two presidential candidates meet Wednesday in their final televised debate. McCain made that pledge as top advisers said he is weighing new economic proposals to help the nation weather the financial crisis. The Arizona senator refused to answer a reporter’s question Sunday about what plans he might be considering. Addressing several dozen volunteers at his campaign headquarters outside

Mark Wahlberg Thinks 'SNL' And Their Stupid Impression Of Him Can Suck It [Mockery]
newVideoPlayer("/markw_def.flv", 506, 423,""); While we found Andy Samberg's SNL impression of Mark Wahlberg as a sort of less-successful Dr. Doolittle overly preoccupied with sending his regards to farm animals' mothers to be flat out hilarious, not everyone was as amused. For starters, there was Wahlberg himself, who was asked about the sketch several times on the Max Payne interview circuit. In the audio clip above, set to a series of modeling shots and film stills by Defamer videographer Molly McAleer,

YOUNG JEEZY GETTING POLITICAL…AGAIN…
There’s less than a month until Election Day, and Young Jeezy is still putting the word out for everyone to get to the polls this year. The Snowman is leaning heavily toward the Democratic side, especially since Republican presidential nominee John McCain chose Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. “I like Joe [Biden] a little bit better than Sarah,” Jeezy said recently. “I understand she’s the soccer mom and all that, and that’s good. But if something happens