BREAKING NEWS: Olsen Twins Lift a Finger
We saw skeletwins Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen arriving at Heathrow airport on Tuesday… (wait for it)… lugging their own luggage! How pedestrian of them. (I had to. Cheesy. I know.) The two are in London to launch a new clothing line called “The Row” and are planning a Paris pit stop, too. Photography by BIG PICTURES

Vizzini Jr. Looks On In Approval As Fezzik's Twin Boys Steal Away The Princesses [Open Caption]
[Minimoguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen arriving at the airport in New York City last night; image via Flynet] es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, "Our Bodyguards Are Twins Too! We Found Them At a Bar In Southie." Read More: Chucky Doll Grows Into His Looks In His High School Years, "No Honey, You're Not Listening. It Was the Second Time I Was With Aidan, After I'd Cheated With Big.", The Hoppening, "Heidi, You Are 'In'... Your Car. Hee Hee. I'm German."