BREAKING: SARAH PALIN TO STOP LYING WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER, MAYBE
So here’s the thing: we have the Branchflower report.  The whole world has the Branchflower report.  The findings are spelled out as clear as can be.   How then does Gov. Palin think she can get away with telling straight up lies about what the report actually says?  ABC News: “Palin Makes Troopergate Assertions that Are Flatly False.” At one point this weekend Palin said: “Well, I’m very very pleased to be cleared of any legal wrongdoing,” Palin said, R

Sarah Palin not under FBI investigation, agency spokesman says
Reporting from Washington -- A day after Alaska Gov. Sara Palin resigned, a federal official in her home state dismissed one potential explanation for her sudden and unexpected resignation -- a rumored FBI investigation into the former Wasilla mayor on public corruption charges . Despite rumors of a looming controversy after Palin's surprise announcement Friday that she will leave office this month, some of them published in the blogosphere, the FBI's Alaska spokesman said the bureau had no...

Palin takes to Web for hints of political future
Palin hints at political future in Web posts, threatens legal action against bloggers, media

Palin takes to Web for hints of political future - Yahoo! News
JUNEAU, Alaska – Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin didn't wait long to give some hint of what her political life might look like after she leaves office at the end of the month. After staying out of the public eye for most of Saturday, a day after abruptly announcing she would soon give up her job as governor, Palin indicated on a social networking site that she would take on a larger, national role, citing a "higher calling" to unite the country along conservative lines. "I am now looking ahead...

In photos: 'Sarah Palin Porn Spoof'
We have added a new set of images from the event "Sarah Palin Porn Spoof."

Palin to appear on SNL
The Alaskan governor and vice-presidential candidate is set to appear on “Saturday Night Live” Oct. 25, according to Cindy Adams at The New York Post. Palin will appear alongside “Mad Men” star and host John Hamm.Time has already been penciled in for rehearsal time the Friday before. Adams claims the beauty queen wants to do it. Fortunately for Palin and unfortunately for the Democratic Party, as long as she has a sense of humor, this appearance will do nothing but good for her. It&

SARAH PALIN PICTURES SPARK CRIES OF SEXISM
The initial, taken Wednesday by Reuters handle use, demeans a Alaska administrator as well as V.P . carefree as zero some-more than a sex object, a little critics believe. The usually glance of Sarah Palin in a print is a confused close-up of her legs - with a face of a immature, masculine assembly part of in between them, seeking up. Others additionally levied critique of a ultimate Newsweek cover, which shows a close-up design of Sarah Palin’s face which was not retouched or airbrushed . The horro

Sarah Palin Pictures Spark Cries of Sexism
As sexism charges against media coverage of Sarah Palin have intensified in recent weeks, a pair of pictures in particular have sparked widespread fury.The first, taken Wednesday by Reuters wire service, demeans the Alaska governor and V.P. hopeful as nothing more than a sex object, some critics believe.The only glimpse of Sarah Palin in the photo is a blurred close-up of her legs - with a face of a young, male audience member between them, looking up.Others also levied criticism of the latest Newsweek cove

Sarah Palin Gets Booed At A Hockey Game!
Jim reports "The arena had to raise the music volume to drown out the booing. Some have claimed they also piped in cheers. Awesome. I guess Pennsylvania isn't a swing state anymore. Update: Palin has said she put her 7-year-old daughter Piper in a Flyers jersey to discourage some of the booing"

Weary Palin seeks to regain control
Why did Sarah Palin step down?

Palin Seeks to Regain Control
Why did Sarah Palin step down? Theories abound. But some of the people closest to the Alaska governor say she wanted to regain control of a political script that slipped out of her hands the moment she burst onto the national stage. She also wanted to shield herself and her family from the attack...

Sarah Palin's Resignation Stuns Father-In-Law
"Wow!" says Jim Palin. "We had no idea it was coming. Nobody seemed to know"

Palin links resignation to 'higher calling' - Yahoo! News
JUNEAU, Alaska – Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Saturday laid the groundwork to take on a larger, national role after leaving state government, citing a "higher calling" with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines. A day after surprising even her closest friends by announcing she would step down as Alaska governor more than a year before her term was up, the controversial hockey mom was still keeping details of her future plans under wrap. But in a statement posted...

Sarah Palin's Resignation Stuns Father-In-Law
"Wow!" says Jim Palin. "We had no idea it was coming. Nobody seemed to know"

Sarah Palin's Resignation Stuns Father-In-Law
people.com : Jim went fishing and landed his biggest salmon yet -- a-60 lb. King. Then a little after 11 a.m. he got another whopper -- news that his famous daughter-in-law was quitting her job as governor of Alaska. "Wow!" he said after reading the bulletin on his email. "We had no idea it was coming. Nobody seemed to know; they're extremely private people." Read the whole story: people.com

Sarah Palin's Resignation Stuns Father-In-Law
Jim went fishing and landed his biggest salmon yet -- a-60 lb. King. Then a little after 11 a.m. he got another whopper -- news that his famous daughter-in-law was quitting her job as governor of Alaska . "Wow!" he said after reading the bulletin on his email. "We had no idea it was coming. Nobody seemed to know; they're extremely private people."

Top Republicans: Palin may have stopped making sense, but she can still make dollars
Sarah Palin is pretty much toast for 2012, but she can still make a lot of money for herself and the party, top Republicans said Sunday. "It's astounding, I'd think, if you want to run for President" to quit as a first-term governor, Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) , whose state holds the first presidential caucus, said on Fox News Sunday. "She marches to the beat of her own drum, and it's going to be very interesting to see how she pulls this off," said Karl Rove , the former White House political...

Video: Matalin thinks Palin is “brilliant” for resigning
Video: Matalin thinks Palin is “brilliant” for resigning

Drake and Andy Go to the TVs week 2
Hey jerks! Andy and Drake here again to nominally talk about what TV they saw during the previous week, although since we’re a bit behind, this means the previous previous week or in words that have been said by people: a fortnight aft. Follow within the following link to see what two people you don’t know had to say about The Simpsons, the VP debate and that new HBO cartoon with the guy. Andy: So, what’ve you watched this week? Anything interesting? Also, we should try to watch our

Palin fires back at press on Facebook
In the Facebook posting, the governor indicated that she plans to continue to play a role national politics.

Palin Ethics Complaints' Cost Factor In Her Resigning: Lt. Governor
WASHINGTON — The official in line to be Alaska governor when Sarah Palin resigns this month says she talked to him about the toll that ethics investigations has taken on her. Alaska Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell says Palin cited the millions of dollars being spent to deal with document requests and other matters. All but two of the 15 ethics complaints filed against Palin have been dismissed with no findings of wrongdoing Palin was the Republican vice presidential nominee last fall. She announced...

Palin must save her Yahoo mails, says judge
Anchorage (Alaska), Oct.13 (ANI): An Anchorage judge has ordered Alaska Governor Sarah Palin to preserve e-mails from private accounts she has used to conduct state business. Superior Court Judge Craig Stowers on Friday also ordered Alaska's attorney general to recover messages from a Yahoo.com account of Palin's that was breached by hackers last month. That break-in prompted Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign to order closed at least one additional private account Palin maintained. The j

Palin Booed Hockey VIDEO!
VIDEO! Watch the Hockey video of Sarah Palin being BOOED! Sarah Palin was booed at the Philadelphia Flyers New York Rangers hockey game. Palin was booed while dropping the first puck for the hockey game. As the Palin booing started, what followed next? Find out here. LALATE2 has up the Palin hockey booed video. Click here to watch the video. See Also: Troopergate Abuse of Power! Palin Abuse of Power! Report Palin Abuse of Power! Sarah Palin as Sarah Palin on SNL! Troopergate Report

Palin resignation splits GOP
Skeptics say Palin diminished presidential hopes.

Palin cites -higher calling' in quitting
Outgoing Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin cites a "higher calling" with the aim of uniting the country along conservative lines.