University of Wisconsin Disappears Into A Haze Of Substance Abuse And Good Times!

Nerve - 7th Oct 2008

Alyson Hannigan:  The entire-- yes, every last member-- of the University of Wisconsin marching band has been suspended indefinitely as part of an investigation into the sexual and alcoholic abuse going on among its makeup.This isn't the first time these "damn kids!" have been in trouble with authority figures...According to NBC Sports:In February 2007 the marching band's assistant director Michael Lorenz resigned after an internal report criticized his treatment of a female colleague during a rowdy band trip to Michigan in 2006.Reports of band members' hazing, alcohol use and inappropriate sexual behavior prompted the university to put the band on probation after the trip.Then-Chancellor John Wiley threatened band members with losing performance and travel privileges.Wiley, in an October 2006 letter to Leckrone, called band members' behavior “boorish to patently dangerous and unlawful.”Apparently, no one has ever seen Animal House. Comparatively, this is a Bible retreat... although God only knows what deviant sexual activities go on after the witching hour at one of those events. Meanwhile, back to Wisconsin... the charges against the 2008 marching band edition include "hazing, alcohol abuse and sexual misconduct," according to officials at the University. Unfortunately, they were unwilling to divulge any more juicy details, but we can use our imaginations... just like we did after seeing American Pie with Alyson Hannigan and her band camp escapades... Related: Go Have A Jolt Cola And A Sandwich, Kids, We Want To Have An OrgyThis Week In Gayness: Baton Twirlers Busted For "I Kissed A Girl"While You Were Sleeping: Mischa Barton Can't Keep Her Clothes OnThank You Science, for Teaching Us That Coca-Cola Explodes SpermHIV Outbreaks Started Much Earlier Than Previously Thought Read full story at Nerve

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