Vizzini Jr. Looks On In Approval As Fezzik's Twin Boys Steal Away The Princesses [Open Caption]
[Minimoguls Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen arriving at the airport in New York City last night; image via Flynet] es-ki-mo's new line beats the original, "Our Bodyguards Are Twins Too! We Found Them At a Bar In Southie." Read More: Chucky Doll Grows Into His Looks In His High School Years, "No Honey, You're Not Listening. It Was the Second Time I Was With Aidan, After I'd Cheated With Big.", The Hoppening, "Heidi, You Are 'In'... Your Car. Hee Hee. I'm German."

10/08: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen & Hot Shots
The designing duo takes their Elizabeth and James line global at a bash in London. More: continued here

Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: Barf In Black
A blue scarf dangling under a black suit jacket, no pants, and black thigh-high boots. Black heels, black leggings, a black bustier, and a black trenchcoat. Are two third-graders playing dress-up in their parents’ closet? No! Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are presenting their clothing line at Selfridges in London! The pair donned their finest wtf to stand with models and friends almost a foot taller than them—including fellow fashion victim Pixie Geldof—and show off the latest designs for El

PETA Giving Away Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen Masks For Halloween!
Because Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen wear fur, PETA has decided to punish them by making scary masks of them available for all to wear. You can also play a Full House of Horrors game, and a dress-up the Olsen Twins game on the PETA website. I’ve ordered mine, and will show them off to you when I get them. Tags Fashion, Websites, Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen, PETA Related Stories New Coffee Table Book for Mary-Kate and Ashley OlsenPregnant Jenna

The Olsen Twins Have Serious Baggage
They really do. And we're not talking about eating disorders, drug problems, the worst fashion sense on Earth, or tangential connections to the death of a prominent actor earlier this year. We mean it in the literal sense!Check out this Olsen Twins photo and see:No word on whether Mary-Kate and Ashley were returning from a three-week African safari, or a trip to the grocery store. Or whether the bodyguards have the other two-thirds of their stuff. Or why they're wearing sunglasses inside.We could go on. In

Olsen Twins.
The Olsen Twins could Literally fit inside each piece of their luggage!! Crazy!!!