Who Would You Rather: Joe "Boobies" Francis vs. Hugh Hefner?

Nerve - 14th Oct 2009

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Hugh Hefner:  Girls Gone Wild creator Joe "Boobies" Francis has decided to pick a fight with Playboy papa Hugh Hefner. Not only did Francis make out with one of Hefner's girls next door, Kendra Wilkinson, he accused Hefner of running Playboy into the ground, telling PageSix "If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately, wouldn't you think about upgrading?"We never thought we'd say this, but Hugh Hefner has more class in his old, shriveled penis than Joe Francis has in his entire body. Now, the question is, can you handle the old, shriveled penis?Related:Look Out Ladies: Joe Francis is Free and He Wants to See Your BoobiesSloppy Seconds: Ashley Alexandra Dupre "Gone Wild?"Look Out Lawyers: Joe Francis is Out of Jail and Will Be Calling You ShortlyJoe Francis in 576 WordsToday in Page Six: Naomi Campbell, Prince, Joe Francis, Unnamed Penthouse PetAn Open Letter to Ashley Alexandra Dupre: We're Gonna Write a Book!Who Will Play Playboy Hugh Hefner in the Story of His Life?While You Were Sleeping: The Playboy Selection ProcessPeecol: The Hulk, Wonder Woman and a Dirty Old Man Read full story at Nerve

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